we became adults. and we forgot about that one lizard that can run on top of the water. and the bombardier beetle. we don't even think about mako sharks being the fastest shark anymore.
a book: a flea can jump 200 times their body length! cheetahs can run up to 70 miles per hour, but they can only keep up this speed for about a quarter mile! the smallest mammal is the pygmy shrew!
me, 7 years old, convinced that this information is of the utmost importance:
We all should have the list of the top 10 fastest, strongest, smallest, and largest animals in our minds at all times, for quick reference
Not a day should pass in our mortal lives without considering the Wobbegong Shark
Oh my god I am Considering
RIGHT?????HE'S SUCH A FUCKING FLAT GUY.
Best way to celebrate flat fuck Friday? Look at the wobblegong shark.
hold on y'all forgot this stuff? i cannot control my referencing them always on every date
